fuck school . with a condom. safe sex. i learned that in school. school. the same one im fucking .
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
- me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
- me now: *cries because this is all I do*